Victoria and David Beckham's Stuff Goes Missing

VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM MARRIAGE AS BORING AS THEIR STUFF
So Victoria and David Beckham have alleged that a couple of their former housekeepers have stolen things from their home in Hertfordshire. The two accused in the case, Eric Emmett and his wife June, have denied basically everything alleged in the complaint.

The case is interesting for so many reasons. Firstly, the two people accused of the theft had allegedly put these personal belongings of the Beckham couple up for sale on EBay. If the accusations are invalid, how did the items get there? Even more interesting is how they were identified as belonging to the Beckhams. Were they listed as theirs? If so, that would be an easy enough way to prove who they belonged to.

However, if they were listed as belonging to the Beckhams and the Emmets did not put them there, who did?Perhaps the Beckhams are not as well off as everyone had hoped. It is possible that Victoria Beckham is looking to acquire a few additional pounds to add to their account considering she has vanished from the world of entertainment. Although, she is supposedly doing quite well with clothing line deals and other endorsement contracts. This is good since she doesn't really do anything anyway.

Let us assume for the moment that the items in question do belong to the Beckhams and they were stolen and taken by some unknown party. What would you steal from the Beckhams? Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh Spice, has a bizarre clothing collection that mixes modern confusion with post-Stalin hypocrisy. She probably has a collection of costume jewellery that goes well with a subscription to popular mechanics. There just doesn't seem to be much of anything of value that somebody would pay for. Unless. No they couldn't have. Unless they took one of her sets of fake boobs. Those things I imagine would fetch a substantial price for any collector. They would probably also substitute well for ball bearings on any numerous manner of industrial machinery.

As for David Beckham, there isn't much that he could have that anyone could take. He has a few shirts from his playing days. When he was playing for real. He probably has a couple soccer balls lying around as well. Maybe some shoes and an idea for another tattoo. I can't really think of anything else. He probably has a collection of witty things to say when in conversation as it is obvious he isn't much of a talker as evidenced by countless exhausting minutes of interviews that he has conducted.

Who can even figure out why this is news. They have really become a boring couple. Victoria Beckham doesn't do anything interesting. Her business ventures are based entirely upon her candy coated celebrity. It is probably understood that she doesn't have much talent except for entertaining throngs of seven year-old girls. David Beckham plays soccer. Super.Now news breaks that some people have possibly taken some of their stuff and people hear about it all over the world. Hey, I don't think too many people care.

The Beckhams still have a lot of stuff and I'm sure if some of their stuff was really stolen they could probably go out and get some more of the exact same stuff. They made news when they got married. Now they make news over stuff. Nobody has dared say what stuff was taken, only that it was possibly their stuff. Big deal. More importantly, what were the Beckhams shopping on EBay for in the first place? You would think they would be the last people in the world to buy other people's stuff.